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v.5.03.0003 BETA

I kick fucking ass. Bitch.










THERE SHOULD BE PORN AT MY FORUMS.

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LINK TO [RA]. BECAUSE IT'S THE COOL THING TO DO. LIKE FIGHTING CRIME. ONLY MORE GAY.

SITE BEST VIEWED WITH IE 5.5 & ABOVE WITH MINIMUM DESKTOP RESOLUTION 800x600.

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Now with added sarcasm and wit.

HELP OUT IN THE TESTING OF THE REALLY OLD [RA] FORUMS!!11! CLICK HERE TO BEGIN.

Well, not everything changed. You still need Flash. And I'm assuming you're still a lazy motherfucker.

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Checklist before exiting BETA Stage:

• Babes page
  Currently trying to be arsed enough to work on this. Basically, this page will feature all the babes featured in "Babe of The Week" in one easy to access place. Why? Because that's the only reason you come to this site.
  [Considering ditching this altogether. Feedback on this would be appreciated.]

• Prom Pictures!
  Back! Requires password.

• Shoutbox
  Ditched the crappy old Feedback button and shoved in a l337 shoutbox instead. Now shout, you fucking bitches.

• Forum!
  Because I like to fuck around with forum settings. Feel free to sign up and spam. Or not.

• Ditched that fucking MovieGupShup.net banner
  Ditched that shit which made the NavBar longer than it should be in some cases and for the most part, displayed fugly Bollywood chicks/dicks. Leave it to me to filter out the good shit from now on.

• Custom Google Site Search

• Archives page
  A single page that links to other pages which list the content from previous months (since [RA] v.5 was started).

• Indexing system
  Implemented from November 2004.

• Better looking voting module

• Coloured scroll bars

• Readable colours

• Images
  - Smilies
  - Images from [RA] 4 have been replaced.

• Fixing up the Flash animation above
  - "Name of The Game" by The Crystal Method as intro song [PIRACY! ARR!]
  - Slowing down certain scenes
  - Getting certain objects out of the scene completely

Agent Smith pwns yo' ass. Period. Beeyotch.

[This is [Restricted Access] v5. In case you didn't already notice. It really sucks.¹ In case you didn't already notice. Go to the HQ page now, bitch.² And use the damn forums, they cost me a lot of money.³]

My thanks goes out to many people/assholes. After seeing Tracy's site, I just HAD to do this.
P.S. This list is in no particular order. You're all retards. Maybe. I don't care.

• Rajiv
  Look at what you did to me, you bitch. I'm a fucking Nirvana & semi-Metallica fan now.

• Prashant
  I dunno, because you're always online on MSN? You shit muncher, you.

• Harsha
  'Cos I have a big crush on you, if you get what I mean. And for 95% of the prom pictures.

• Shehan
  'Cos I have a small crush on you, if you get what I mean. And for 3% of the prom pictures.

• Clynton
  'Cos you're funneh. I like funneh. And for 2% of the prom pictures.

• Ryan Rajiv
  For helping me set up the old forums. And for being funneh.

• Tracy
  For mentioning me on your site, even though you know what a fucktard I really am.

• Daisy
  You know how to keep a good conversation going. See ya around, D.

• Hideo Kojima
  Er, for making Metal Gear Solid? Quit making it already.

• Fuck you, you think I'm gonna thank all you faggots? Were you expecting a Hallmark Card or something? Fuck off.

¹ No, really. It does suck. But at least I can still kick your fucking ass.
² If you don't go there, I will track you down and kill you, CQC style.
³ No they didn't, they were fucking free. Tool.

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